(Real conversation with the husband)
Me: (Calling from the shower) So I heard something interesting on a podcast where they interviewed an OB-GYN mommy runner about shaving your bikini line.
Husband: (Wanders into the bathroom) Oh, yeah?
Me: Yeah. They said not to shave it.
Husband: Really? Does it prevent chafing or something?
Me: No-- the razor is supposed to cause micro-abrasions, and when you run, the sweat and fluids can get into the micro-abrasions and cause really bad infections.
Husband: Wow. This is a little too sexy for me.
Later he muttered something about becoming a wildebeest-woman. I'll assume it was complimentary.
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